Words and phrases that make me laugh.

[Mackman]

“Dryer than a popcorn fart.”
“He hasn’t got the sense that Hod gave lettuce.”

 

[QOTHL]

Dry as a Witch's tit.

My throat's so dry, I'm farting dust.

Are there a lot of welders in NZ?

 

[QOTHL]

“He hasn’t got the sense that Hod gave lettuce.”

Who's Hod?

 

[QOTHL]

My throat's so dry, I'm farting dust.

SBD - Silent But Deadly.

 

[DeltaV]

“If the eyes are the windows to the soul, you're not going to like the view."

 

[QOTHL]

 

[DeltaV]

“I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here.”
– Stephen Bishop

 

[Kern Dog]

Dry as a Witch's tit.

My throat's so dry, I'm farting dust.

Those two didn't make the trip to the USA....At least to my area anyway.
I'm learning some new things here,

 

[themechanic]

Here ya go, mate.

 

[kiwigtx]

Busier than a one legged man in an arse-kicking contest.

 

[Photon440]

SON OF a Bavarian biscuit eater

 

[kiwigtx]

With teeth like that, she could eat an apple through a tennis racket.

 

[Mackman]

That would be “He hasn’t got the sense that GOD gave lettuce “. My bad.

 

[Wojo68]

I used to ride a HD 1200. HD riders would say that riding a Japanese bike was like boinking your sister, it felt good but you didn't want anyone to see you doing it.

There's another one we used a lot in NE Wojo68: boink.

Boink,, lmao. Haven’t used that one in a long time.

 

[Wojo68]

She looks like a bucket of smashed ********

 

[QOTHL]

Like a marine biologist knows marines...

 

[QOTHL]

 

[QOTHL]

She looks like a bucket of smashed ********

That's one I've never heard before! I'll have to remember it.

 

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