I hate when the paint bubbles next to where the bird **** as well.
Turd was only there a couple of minutes. Came out of store, saw it, spit on it & wiped off with shirt. Didn't waste time looking for a 'wipe'.Another reason clear sucks. One day in the sun baking, bird **** starts pitting the finish.
If it flies it dies...Kill em. Kill em all.