Questions that keep me awake at times!

[GinoX]

- If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

- Can you cry under water?

- How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just simply murdered?

- Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where the hell is that extra penny going to?


:black_eye:

 

[69a100]

If food doesn't stick to Teflon, what make Teflon stick to the pan?

If you take a fish out of water, does it drown or suffocate to death?

 

[super-bee_ski]

Now I'm confused!

 

[ws27]

Why do we drive on park ways and park on drive ways?

 

[GetX'd]

Funny - I don't lose any sleep over any of that stuff. You guys are wired too tight...

 

[Brandy]

All stories start with " Once apon a time..." but never say when the time was.

 

[69a100]

Now I'm confused!

What day? Isn't that SOP for you?


The one that really keeps me up is, "Who made liquid soap and why?" I'm sooooooooooooooooooo tired!

 

[patrick66]

"Hot water heater"...Why the hell heat hot water??? You want to heat COLD water. Why not call it a "cold water heater".

"Refrigerator-Freezer". Too long. Call it a "refridideezer".

 

[Xp29h]

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

Theft of services! And that depends how good she was!imp_daddy:

 

[69a100]

"Refrigerator-Freezer". Too long. Call it a "refridideezer".

I know who you stole this from! Shame on you.

 

[440+6]

What would a chair look like if our knees where on the back of our legs?

 

[paladin06]

Why do we call it sun rise when it's the earth rotating?

 

[patrick66]

I know who you stole this from! Shame on you.

Borrowed. Borrowed...He's dead now, anyway.