Your screen name cracks me up, man.
To your point though….
I went back and forth on this subject. I hated to spend the money to switch to a roller cam when almost everyone that I know has not had a cam failure. There are far more flat tappet success stories than there are failures. It is the bad news that stands out though.
I’ve started a few threads on this forum and others about this subject and have learned a bit from the comments.
Many people only trust OEM lifters or lifters that have been measured for proper taper. It has been found that the quality of the metal is not the problem, mostly it is the degree of taper in the lifters that leads to failures. I’ve read for years that the lifters
must spin in the bores as the engine runs so last year I had a dead 383 in the shop out back. I pulled the Intake and had a buddy crank the engine over with a breaker bar and socket on the balancer. Every lifter spun but the way they spun was weird. They were mostly still but started to spin about halfway up the opening ramp of each lobe. At peak lift, the lifters spun fast but then slowed down as the valve closed. I’m taking that to mean that spring pressure
encouraged the lifter to spin fast. After having seen the lifters spin, I’m going to have to do the same to any engine I build in the future that has a traditional flat tappet cam. If all lifters spun in the bores before installing the rocker arms and push rods, that is good but if any lifters don’t spin when rotating the crank and cam, I’d think the lifter has too little taper.
There are shops that will regrind the proper taper into your lifters and the price seems good. I’ve been tempted to stock up on clean used lifters for this very thing.
If you’re convinced on switching to a roller setup, the 800 lb gorilla in the business is Comp Cams by a mile. You’ll hear complaints about them but they have far more success stories than failures.
Maybe send a PM to FBBO member
@PRHeads ?