Butt crack joke

[themechanic]

Mom's physical therapist, Brian, at the nursing home always has a fresh joke. Here's one I can remember.

"Why did God create us with our butt cracks going up and down instead of side to side?

To prevent us from clapping when running down the stairs."

 

[Ron H]

Heard a similar joke; but that one went on about hassles on slides.

I did well in plumbing school; but was rejected obtaining my license - my butt crack wasn't long enough.

 

[Auggie56]