How you know when you are old.....

[MarPar]

 

[GetX'd]

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Now that’s a good one - you suave devil you. I’ll bet the ladies love you Mar....

 

[MarPar]

Now that’s a good one - you suave devil you. I’ll bet the ladies love you Mar....

Indeed they do...cuz I dont **** the bed. Yet.

 

[GetX'd]

Indeed they do...cuz I dont **** the bed. Yet.

Eeeew I don’t think I can unsee that..... there goes your suave rep.....

 

[MarPar]

Eeeew I don’t think I can unsee that..... there goes your suave rep.....

 

[conv67bdere]

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.
One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."
The other student says: "No, I don't think so.
The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class."
Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him,
"We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have.
Could you tell us what it is?"

The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think."

The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."
The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."

The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."

So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"

The old man said, "I thought it was a fart - but I was wrong, too!"

 

[MarPar]

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.
One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."
The other student says: "No, I don't think so.
The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class."
Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him,
"We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have.
Could you tell us what it is?"

The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think."
The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."
The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."
The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."
So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"
The old man said, "I thought it was a fart - but I was wrong, too!"

 

[KENTON]

If you fall, and people laugh
you are young.
If they panic and run to you,
you are old.

 

[KENTON]

When everything gets hard except what’s supposed to.

 

[ws23jrt]

When I see something that is advertised to -last a lifetime- and that selling point is just funny.

 

[Ron H]

When everything gets hard except what’s supposed to.

Yeah - I've said similar - everything's stiff except my weeener...

 

[Hey-O]

When the candles cost more than the cake.
When you can cough, fart, sneeze and pee at the same time.
When you have to ask if farts are lumpy. Of course, this is what I've heard, no first hand experience here........

 

[OSDart]

When the doctor wants a urine, stool and seman sample and your wife tells you to give him your underwear.

 

[Coronet 500]

I yell and swear at the TV now.

Mostly the news, China/India polluting, Gay Rights legislation, stuff like that.

My 29 yr old son thinks it's hilarious, I don't realise I'm doing it until I hear him laughing.

 

[Pops1967GTX]

 

[Cranky]

When I find myself saying..."back in the day".

When my grandkids are teenagers!

When hair grows in my ears.

When reading glasses are necessary.

When I'm told I missed a pant loop for my belt.

When I figure out I'm older than the hot girls parents.

Have one grand kid that's in her mid 20's. So far no hair in the ears but the eyebrows are growing wild and have been using reading glasses for nearly 20 years. Been missing belt loops since I was a kid lol and being older than the hot girl's parents is given!

Yeah - heard some great results from others too as you've posted...my addictions, among others...pasta and beer!

Probably eating a lot better now than when I was married and have reduced the beer intake a lot but need to some more.

when you remember you used to have to hold the button in to lock the car door..

Kinda remember that but don't think I've owned a Mopar that was that way....

When I see something that is advertised to -last a lifetime- and that selling point is just funny.

Was thinking that the other day lol....was looking at one of my 30 year old 'lifetime' garden hoses that's finally deteriorating and thought about needing to get another one....then thought what for!

When the doctor wants a urine, stool and seman sample and your wife tells you to give him your underwear.

 

[khryslerkid]

When you order food at a restaurant and they give you a Senior Citizens discount without asking.

 

[Cranky]

When you order food at a restaurant and they give you a Senior Citizens discount without asking.

The first few times I asked for the discount, they asked to see my ID.....and that made me feel pretty good after their reply was "you sure don't look that old" lol

 

[khryslerkid]

The first few times I asked for the discount, they asked to see my ID.....and that made me feel pretty good after their reply was "you sure don't look that old" lol

Normally it happens with a very young employee.

Three old guys sitting on a park bench when this hot looking blonde walks by.

1st guy : Man I'd like to grab her and hug her!

2nd guy: I'd like to grab her and hug her and kiss her!

3rd guy: I'd like to grab her and hug her and kiss her and...what was that other thing we used to do?

 

[Wojo68]

When you order food at a restaurant and they give you a Senior Citizens discount without asking.

Lmao