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Inner peace, Be like your dog

R413

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This is great thinking, and the RIGHT solution......
INNER PEACE - THIS IS AMAZING

If you can
start the day without caffeine

If you can
always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can
resist complaining and boring people with your
troubles,

If you can
eat the same food every day and be grateful for
it,

If you can
understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any
time,

If you can
take criticism and blame without resentment,

If you can
conquer tension without medical help,
If you can
relax without alcohol,

If you can
sleep without the aid of drugs,
Then You Are Probably The Family Dog!

And you thought I was going to get all spiritual ...

Handle every
Stressful situation like a dog.
If you can't eat it or play with it,
Piss on it and walk away
 
This is great thinking, and the RIGHT solution......
INNER PEACE - THIS IS AMAZING

If you can
start the day without caffeine

If you can
always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can
resist complaining and boring people with your
troubles,

If you can
eat the same food every day and be grateful for
it,

If you can
understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any
time,

If you can
take criticism and blame without resentment,

If you can
conquer tension without medical help,
If you can
relax without alcohol,

If you can
sleep without the aid of drugs,
Then You Are Probably The Family Dog!

And you thought I was going to get all spiritual ...

Handle every
Stressful situation like a dog.
If you can't eat it or play with it,
Piss on it and walk away
Perhaps some day spend too much time keeping dogs and cats away they do have Claws and teeth.
 
I expect to be like my dog someday in that I will be dead.
Mike
 
New neighbors moved in a month ago. They have a really cool standard poodle. Seem like good folks too. What a refreshing change!
 
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