rotten johnny

[Bear R.-]

rotten johnny was in school and the teacher asks the class to come up w/a word to match any letter in the alphabet.well jonny s got his hand up the whole time...finally the teacher says.ok johnny what is it..and johnny says,..W.the teacher thought for a minute and says well i cant think of anything dirty that starts with W..ok,johnny go ahead.and johnny says, Womb..ahhh,the teacher says,thats nice, like where a woman keeps her baby.?.. jonny says no,like 2 elaphants doing it.womb,womb,womb.... ..Bear R.-..

 

[Al K]

Good one!:grin: Let the parade of "Lil' Johnny/Rotten Johnny" jokes begin!

I feel sorry for you cats named "Johnny". This mythical kid is giving you a bad rep.

 

[cam383]

Little Johnny was sittin on the curb one day shakin a glass jar in his hands.
Along come a priest and asks,What's in the jar young man?
Terpintine replys Johnny.

You shouldn't be playing with terpintine the priest replies,You should be playing with holly water.Just yesterday I Spread some holly water on a womans womb,she delivered a healthy baby.


Thats nothin says Johnny.I put some of this terpintine on a cats ***. and he passed a motorcycle.