Sound Advice In These Trying Times

[Runner 68]

I heard an infectious disease doctor on TV earlier today.
……. he pointed out that while staying at home we should focus on inner peace. To achieve this we should focus on finishing the stuff we had started previously. I looked through my house to find things I'd started and hadn't finished.
I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum. And two hash yer wands, stafe day avrybobby!!!

 

[myk r sanchez]

Oi vey...

 

[Budnicks]

I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum. And two hash yer wands, stafe day avrybobby!!!

, love the spelling changes as it goes on

 

[69L48Z27]

It’s like a Vegas casino at my house. Loosing money by the minute. Drinking okay at any hour. And, no one has any idea what time it is.

 

[440Coronet500]

That's pretty funny, gave me a chuckle! To be honest, my wife is the one who's been drinking. Then again, she is married to me! 440'

 

[peabodyracin]

Best post I've seen all day!

 

[GetX'd]

You set that up pretty nicely. I got a good laugh- tanks!