Smart toilet by Kohler. WTF is a smart toilet?

[68-500]

I just seen with my own eyes a commercial for a smart toilet. What does a smart toilet do for me that I’m missing? Does it analyze my **** and tell me what I need in my diet? What?WHF is this world coming to?

 

[eldubb440]

maybe it can tell the difference between a boy and a girl........that's smart in today's world

 

[Sahara]

If a toilet was REALLY smart it would hide when it heard me approaching…

 

[Kern Dog]

Auto-flush?
Auto wipe?

 

[chargervert]

A truly smart toilet wouldn't let people schit on it!

 

[68-500]

maybe it can tell the difference between a boy and a girl........that's smart in today's world

Pretty easy to tell from a toilet’s point of view

 

[Mopar Hunter]

It can determined if it’s being bullshitted or pissed on.

Don’t piss it off, that would be a shitty move.

 

[toolmanmike]

I just seen with my own eyes a commercial for a smart toilet. What does a smart toilet do for me that I’m missing? Does it analyze my **** and tell me what I need in my diet? What?WHF is this world coming to?

Did you look it up to find out what it does? We know our **** around here but we don't know **** about smart toilets.

 

[Bee1971]

It must bee very very smart

That company is more then just smart toilets

Kitchen Bath

Energy

Engines

Golf - Resorts



If you saw the Corp. Jets alone that Kohler Company fly all over the world

 

[Bee1971]

https://www.kohler.com/en/inspiration/intelligent-toilets-and-cleansing-seats#

 

[Dave6T4]

If it was truly smart, it would not be a toilet!

 

[eldubb440]

pretty sure I prefer a stupid toilet

 

[Dave6T4]

I saw one at the local Home Hardware. $7000.00!

 

[F4R/T]

It better spit shine everything for that kind of money and finish off with a complementary reach around.. or something? WTH! Maybe it lowers the water level as you get older to keep things dry?

 

[CarolinaCharger]

I installed a couple of them last week for a customer. Kohler used to be a good company 35 years ago, now they come up with something new and "improved" every year or so. Then after a couple years the product is discontinued and repair parts become basically non existent.

 

[PlymCrazy]

It compliments the smart a..

 

[Hey-O]

Is it smart or are we, walk on by to the dumb one that does that same thing, but only dumber. I've owned a few homes and have installed a **** load of toilets. The smart ones don't leak as you wave, goodbye.

 

[BB BELLA]

hey guys, don't use the ATR app.

 

[Hey-O]

It better spit shine everything for that kind of money and finish off with a complementary reach around.. or something? WTH! Maybe it lowers the water level as you get older to keep things dry?

 

[WileE]

I installed a couple of them last week for a customer. Kohler used to be a good company 35 years ago, now they come up with something new and "improved" every year or so. Then after a couple years the product is discontinued and repair parts become basically non existent.

Sooo .... that that mean my "Super Kitchen" appliance will become obsolete ? It's a self-contained unit with refrigerator/freezer, stove/oven, microwave, toaster, blender, telephone, stereo sound system and flatscreen TV all wrapped up in one unit !! { said item does not exist, for satirical purposes only }