my fear is if MY member got any smaller it would be known as an innie not an outieI have the fear that if my member continues to grow, pretty soon it will be illegal for me to wear short pants.
my fear is if MY member got any smaller it would be known as an innie not an outie
If you nuts keep it up, you really should have that checked out, you could trip and get hurt........... LOL...... Unlike others, I care!!!!!I have the fear that if my member continues to grow, pretty soon it will be illegal for me to wear short pants.
Now that’s F ing funny!Only that the little gray people won't let me ride on their spaceship again.
Was the Hispanic woman a BMW??I've been around swarming bees, worked up high in the air with mechanical lifts, walked atop walls 16 feet or higher, dated a Hispanic woman,
9 volt battery to the tongue sucks for me.....I get that after taste just reading this and thinking about it! lolI just thought of another I have. Ice cream wooden sticks or those damn wooden spoons. The thought of those touching my tongue sends shivers down my spine. The only thing that could make that worse is to smear syrup on my forearms with wooden sticks or spoons.. Might have to take me to the looney bin.
I quit riding carnival rides....heck, I don't even go to carnivals anymore!Cant really say I have any phobias.. i really like snakes...I guess carnival rides if any....I'll ride every one but as soon as I get on I start wondering who was the welder?, what country was the engineer from? Were they drunk when they put it together? Are the bolts about to shear off??? Makes the rides a little more exhilarating...
My two biggest fears are that my daughters will marry someone like me and running out of money before I get my car finished...lol!!!View attachment 857776
Was the Hispanic woman a BMW??
9 volt battery to the tongue sucks for me.....I get that after taste just reading this and thinking about it! lol
I quit riding carnival rides....heck, I don't even go to carnivals anymore!
Its because the Probee should not probe the prober.. You ruined that ride..Only that the little gray people won't let me ride on their spaceship again.
Saw a YouTube video with someone doing that, it was hilarious!
Good Lord man, you're working towards that....Might have to take me to the looney bin.