Jesus H Chrysler!!!!
so I go to the local farm stand......all I want is a few tomatoes, a couple of cucumbers, and maybe some squash
I walk in and the only thing they have is tomatoes.
"is it too early in the season for veggies?", I ask
"we will have veggies next week, we are still selling flowers and it's too hectic to sell both flowers and veggies" she says......
"oh", I said, with a dumbfounded look on my face
the vegetable tables are EMPTY, no flowers are taking up the space....whatever
so I put 4 tomatoes on the counter
"that'll be 10.88" she said
I'm, like.... "wow, 11 bucks for 4 tomatoes?, whatever......"
now it gets good....... I hand the young lady a 20 dollar bill and a 1...... and she isn't 10 years old, she's at least a high school grad
she was COMPLETELY BEFUTTLED AND CONFUSED!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm like "is there a problem?"
she stood there silent with a stupid look on her face
"you can give me a 10 back", I said
more silence and confusion, "I can't do that" she said.....like I was trying to get over in some way.
she hands me back my 1 and then proceeds to give me my 9.12 change.
WTF!!!!!! is everyone fukking retarded? are we really this screwed?
then on the 3 mile drive home, I see not 1, but 2 different Karens driving with windows up, a/c on, alone, while wearing masks!!!!!
after experiencing this, I never want to ever leave my compound again!!!!!!!!
we have absolutely ZERO future...... we are DOOMED!!!!
thank you, my brothers....... I feel a little better now (but not much)..... rant off