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- Location
- Monroe, New York
Distraught husband filing a report on his missing wife:
Husband: My wife, Misty, she went shopping two days ago and still has not returned home.
Officer: What is her height?
Husband: I never noticed.
Officer: Slim or healthy?
Husband: Not slim, can be healthy.
Officer: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Officer: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes according to the season.
Officer: What was she wearing?
Husband: Pant suit or dress... I don't remember exactly.
Officer: Was she going in a car?
Husband: Yes.
Officer: Can you tell me the make, model, color and license number and any
outstanding details of the car?
Husband: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333
horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission
with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting
diodes for all light functions license IT HAS-GO! and it has a very thin scratch
on the left front door.
...and then the husband started crying...
Officer: Don't worry sir, we'll find your car.
Husband: My wife, Misty, she went shopping two days ago and still has not returned home.
Officer: What is her height?
Husband: I never noticed.
Officer: Slim or healthy?
Husband: Not slim, can be healthy.
Officer: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Officer: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes according to the season.
Officer: What was she wearing?
Husband: Pant suit or dress... I don't remember exactly.
Officer: Was she going in a car?
Husband: Yes.
Officer: Can you tell me the make, model, color and license number and any
outstanding details of the car?
Husband: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333
horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission
with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting
diodes for all light functions license IT HAS-GO! and it has a very thin scratch
on the left front door.
...and then the husband started crying...
Officer: Don't worry sir, we'll find your car.
