Tall tales of Mopar

[Officer Higgins]

Sometime latter when the church bus pulled away one of the Chevy loving moon crew hacked into my post and removed the Chevy girls performing felatio as inappropriate content in the anything goes category for not being diverse enough. About this time i noticed that several guys who claimed to be true mopar guys pulling into a garage full of...

 

[kiwigtx]

...Moderators who make sure that members are abiding by the rules ...specifically the one that says No Nudity. Then the door flung open and the local gun-slinging Sheriff arrived to find out who had stolen his fried chicken and donuts. He was looking for the low-down dirty thieving ...

 

[Aarons Air]

Vega driving nun. She was no nun. She was infact a

 

[Officer Higgins]

Nudity hating moderator who just found out her

 

[Aarons Air]

Habit smelled like cherry exhaust fumes. When the kids saw the Bad *** Mopars pulling over, they ran as fast as they could, to get an up close look. Never had they seen such amazing cars. The ( nuns) had to follow them .

 

[Officer Higgins]

When up on the rooftop i heard such a clatter... I jump up out of bed with three ***** women to see whats .....

 

[kiwigtx]

preventing me from getting an erection.

 

[Officer Higgins]

It was no wonder that i experienced for the first time ever difficulty getting an erection... The clatter from the rooftop was moochelle obummer and elien degenerate making tuna helper in one of the church kids easybake oven that was stolen from the ....

 

[kiwigtx]

...local orphanage where the Duke Boys were raised. Boss Hogg had just dispatched Sheriff Roscoe P Coltrane to investigate the disappearance of his prized slot machines...

 

[Officer Higgins]

The local orphanage was really just a cover. It was in reality where Taiwanese prostitutes were used as seamstress making bootleg.....

 

[kiwigtx]

...stockings for very small elves. Santa really likes his elves to dress up at Christmas time, so stockings, suspenders and all the tackle are a must. The back room was full of Thai dentists going through a training exercise...

 

[Officer Higgins]

That consists of having to carry and install chains to all the Chevy guys to hold the engine in place to prevent them from..

 

[kiwigtx]

...exploding into a spectacular ball of flames. Meanwhile on the other side of town...

 

[Officer Higgins]

Rosco caught enos trying to get a french speaking Taiwanese prostitute to buy stolen white hats from boss hogs private collection causing roscoe to start..

 

[khryslerkid]

 

[Aarons Air]

Yelling for Flash. But flash was outside relieving himself on the tire of an s10.

 

[Officer Higgins]

Precisely the same moment flash was urinizing the s10. One of the Japanese speaking waitresses was about to embark on one of the strangest ...

 

[Aarons Air]

Thing she had ever experienced ! All of the sudden the place was surrounded with Mopars. They musta all had big bad *** cams & uncapped headers. The friggin windows started rattling, car alarms goin of ! It was

 

[Officer Higgins]

Very surprising to her having come from China as an infant, she was accustomed to hearing alot of clammer, during the annual Chinese gangbang ceremony. Either way her life and future were about to change forever. You see as she was reminiscing about the Chinese gangbang ceremony and sausage swallowing contests she used to participate in something very creepy and bizarre was about to begin..

 

[Aarons Air]

She started hearing a powerful sound followed by a serenade of hi pitched squeels. The whole building started filling with smoke as the boys in the Mopars backed up to the building &started hittin their line locks while throwin the hammer down. She looked at the others and