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The Best lame sales line you've ever seen/read/heard when looking for a car to buy

I test drove a 2008 Ram 2500 manual tranny. As I'm driving it he's giving me the usual slick sell. Yeah she a heavy duty unit built for towing with a tranny cooler. Mr salesman this here is a stick. Oh yeah I new that, NOT!
 
$xxxx amount invested. My loss is your gain.

A Plymouth with it's original "magnum" engine.

Original 440 6bbl and four speed. (Does not have engine or trans.)

And one of my all time favorites is from an Ebay seller who sells donated cars in So Cal.:
The seats are 'fill in color' and appear to be in decent condition, although a good detail will make a huge difference. (even though it is a complete POS)
 
Oil leak? Thats just sweat from all that horse power. :3gears:

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And I own a number matching 318 at least i think all the parts in there match:headbang:
 
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