Toilet Paper Poll

[Al K]

Ah you know you like that sandpaper feeling. It gets ya all tingly inside.:rolling:

...uh,no...Jennifer Tilly gets me all tingly inside.

 

[69HEMICORONETR/TCONV]

...uh,no...Jennifer Tilly gets me all tingly inside.

Oh Yeah ! I'll second the motion !. :grin:

 

[moparstuart]

Oh Yeah ! I'll second the motion !. :grin:

shes a good poker player also , anyone remember her sister meg ? she retired from the movies several years ago

 

[FreeRider]

TP

Any kind as long as its not my hand or a corn cobb........

OR POISON OAK...........itch,itch,itch...............

 

[old tired rebel]

OR POISON OAK...........itch,itch,itch...............

WELCOME Sounds like experience talking there :rolling:

 

[FreeRider]

WELCOME Sounds like experience talking there :rolling:

No I NEVER used poison leaves, but I have had to use some sort of big leaves that had little prickly things on them(hard to see what you are using in the dark & the wind keeps blowing your lighter out), and when it's an emergency you go where you can, and use whats near!
At least I learned at a young age to carry TP or paper towels or shop rags (hopefully clean ones) in the car somewhere, because if you carry clean underwear in the car, the wife/girlfriend might have a few questions.........LOL!

And as far as which way to put the TP....the girlfriend says it goes in the back. I've tried to prove to her by showing her the pictures on paper towels that it should come over the top!

 

[old tired rebel]

No I NEVER used poison leaves, but I have had to use some sort of big leaves that had little prickly things on them(hard to see what you are using in the dark & the wind keeps blowing your lighter out), and when it's an emergency you go where you can, and use whats near!
At least I learned at a young age to carry TP or paper towels or shop rags (hopefully clean ones) in the car somewhere, because if you carry clean underwear in the car, the wife/girlfriend might have a few questions.........LOL!

And as far as which way to put the TP....the girlfriend says it goes in the back. I've tried to prove to her by showing her the pictures on paper towels that it should come over the top!

I agree the TP goes over the top. Ifit's in the back you will have a whole roll unwound in the floor.:rolling:

 

[69 Runner]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yW_sIKBfIk

 

[snakeoil24]

I **** in the woods and spread my cheeks wide, i save the money to spend on my Mopar.

 

[Speedbird]

Bidet.
Think Crocodile Dundee.

 

[Richard Cranium]

 

[Budnicks]

Only you RC...LOL

 

[djbr459]

Moon Tape

 

[Cranky]

Probably better than being laced with hot sauce.....

 

[MOPOWER871]

GOOD GRIEF CHARLIE BROWN, LOL WHATS NEXT HAND LOTION FAVORITES OR DISH WASHING LIQUIDS LOL. :ban:

 

[GetX'd]

I and the wife prefer the Costco brand. Cheap, no Klingons and it makes her happy. I used to use water melon leaves before I got married.....

 

[stew]

I think you all are talking about the 'Star Trek' brand toilet paper. It flies around Uranus and wipes out the Klingons.
Or so I'm told. Don't know about the seashells, but used to hear you needed two red corn cobs, and a white one. First you used one of the red ones, then you use the white one to see if you need the other red one.

 

[Photon440]

GOOD GRIEF CHARLIE BROWN, LOL WHATS NEXT HAND LOTION FAVORITES OR DISH WASHING LIQUIDS LOL. :ban:

Don't worry, this poll started years before you or I ever joined this place.

 

[Bruzilla]

My grandmother made a trip to Russia in the 1970s, and she brought back some toilet paper. The closest I can describe it would be to take standard copier paper and cut it into 4" wide strips. No wonder those people were so ornery!