Tall tales of Mopar

[Aarons Air]

This is an ongoing bogus story of Mopar related events. Everyone is welcome to add their segment to the story. Let's see where it takes us ! I'll start.
It was a beautiful spring morning. We had the cars loaded on the trailers, & rams gassed up. We pulled on to i70 and,,,,

 

[super-bee_ski]

...we were immediately stopped at the on Ramp as 2 gorgeous MILFs pulled along side, rolled down their window and asked....
"Hey...does that thing have a.....

 

[Frank Mopar]

Hemi

 

[GetX'd]

Is a Hemi as big as I’ve heard......?

 

[moparedtn]

Suddenly, one of the MILF's whips out a badge and tells GetX'd they're undercover vice -
and he's looking at jail time for soliciting!
By that time, the rest of us had gotten out of our tow rigs and approached the scene....

 

[67belvedere/225]

with are dicks hanging down to our knees,
they said "wow , the legend lives on about you mopar guys being big, we will have to sample them before letting you guys go"

 

[Slap Stick]

And then you woke up!

 

[Ranger16]

With a boner!

 

[bm02tj]

With the start of a wet dream

 

[khryslerkid]

 

[MOPOWER871]

He soon awoke only too find his third member stuck in the tail pipe of his neighbors wife's

 

[Bb70charger500]

..... As he actually awoke he realized the female cops tazed him for indecent exposure! And hand cuffed him to a near by tree! Then he realized the Rams ,cars and all were gone.........

 

[khryslerkid]

..... As he actually awoke he realized the female cops tazed him for indecent exposure! And hand cuffed him naked to a near by tree! Then he realized the Rams ,cars and all were gone.........

 

[Aarons Air]

About that time, a ragged out chevy truck full of teenage guys drove past. When they saw the milf cops the wolf whistles started & two in the back mooned 'em ! The milfs ran for their car, leaving him there alone. Wondering where his buddies were.

 

[khryslerkid]

Then the local sheriff drove by, (in his 68 Plymouth Satellite), hit the skids, backed up to see the guy cuffed to the tree, naked!

"What the hell happened to you boy?" He proceeded to tell the sheriff the story. "Man, that's terrible, guess its just not your day" the sheriff replied as he unzipped his pants.

 

[Aarons Air]

Meanwhile, the mif vice cops were in hot pursuit of the mooning boys. After a couple miles they started seeing bad to the bone Mopars , dozens of them !

 

[DCCoronet]

That's about the time I drove by, but I wasn't sure what was happening. I yelled to the crew in the Coronet "hey check out those Mopars", and by the time the girls got their heads up to look, we were well past the scene. I almost wrecked when the blonde banged her head on the steering wheel on the way up and pushed the red head off the wood grain shifter, going into neutral. It was difficult to get a grip on the knob as my hand slipped off.

 

[Officer Higgins]

I was really terrified seening dc almost wreck from her head pushing the steering wheel up and to the right, i wondered why he didn't brake sooner and just move shifter into park and regroup, it all makes sense now hear about his shifter lubricity issues. I was about to head over his way to assist, but just then two younger women were getting out of their freshly broken down again copo chevy camaro that they were busting the glass out of. Just then the pretty little brunette in purple notices my mopar logo hat and shirt. She told the other girl lets get him... They brandished keys to the Chevy and told me if i can't gag them i have to drive a Chevy for the rest of my life.. Sorry i couldn't help.

(Pictures not appropriate in this forum)

 

[Bb70charger500]

So as they were getting gaged on the side of the road ,a church bus drove up with a flat . They get out and explain to the children this is what happens to sinner's that drive a chevy! At that time the nun announced she used to drive a vaga .......

 

[Aarons Air]

The children weren't listening to any of this. Some of the guys driving the mighty Mopars saw the commotion in their rear view mirrors, & were pulling over. The kids watched them like they were looking through the window of a candy store. The ragged out chevy full of mooners & the milfs had turned off & were long gone.