That reminds me of a joke I heard some 30 years ago...
Rick, a scientist, was inventing a new hybrid apple, this apple
has 2 flavors, one side sweet, one side sour, later his buddy Jay
comes over and he tells him all about it and ask him to sample a few;
Rick: Try this apple hybrid I invented, sweet one one side, sour on the other
Jay: takes the apple, bites one side, says "Wow" taste like lemon, turns the apple over
and bites the others side, hmmm, sweet like watermelon.
Rick: Try another
Jay: Alright, grabs another, this one tastes like a tomato, the other side, sweet corn.
That's pretty neat, making any more?
Rick: Hesitant to tell him, leans in and whispers...
tomorrow, I'll have one that taste like pu$$y
Jay: Can't contain his excitement...
REALLY??
Rick: shhhhhhhh, come back tomorrow
Tomorrow comes---
Jay: Jay rushes into Ricks lab, Where is it? Where is it?
Rick: On the table
Jay: Grabs the apple, takes a bite nearly engulfing a complete half, munch chomp chomp slurp...
COUGH COUGH SPEW CHOKE and spits it out all over the place, what the hell are you talking about, this apple tast like SH!T!!!
Rick: long pause....The other side Dummy!