Tall tales of Mopar

[Rick Carson]

Pissed her pants!This excited Enos so much he pissed his pants too.And then Rosscoe…..

 

[Aarons Air]

Picked up his donut wrapper to fan the thick white Mopar smoke, while flinging jelly all over boss Hoggs white hats. But the smoke was so thick, the only one close enough to see it was Flash. While the people were chokin on smoke, Flash was busy

 

[Aarons Air]

-pop,faint hiss,,,, this concludes side one. Please remove the cassette tape, & flip it over to hear side two of the series, Tall tales of Mopar. Hiss ,,, faint pop.

 

[kiwigtx]

Daisy came down the stairs in a seductive slinky off-the-shoulder cocktail dress. This morning she was going out hunting wild boar in the swamp just outside the Duke farm. Bo & Luke were taking dynamite loaded arrows, just on the off chance that some stray Taiwanese prostitutes should cross the county line..

 

[Aarons Air]

I'll be danged if they no sooner than got to the swamp, when two ugly ones wearing thongs came runnin right by them. Looked like they were headed towards Cooter's place. Daisy whipped her Mopar around so Bo could get a shot. But her cocktail dress got wrapped around the steering wheel and

 

[kiwigtx]

....tore up real bad on the horn ring. Came as quite a shock to Uncle Jesse who had been napping in the back seat of the General...

 

[Bb70charger500]

As dasiy sat in the general buck naked boo and Luke went after the thong's. Leaving uncle J and dasiy alone in the general. With a trunk full of illegel straws to deliver since it was paying better then moon shine! ......

 

[kiwigtx]

Looks like Bo & Luke are in a heap of trouble...


Don't nobody go nowhere....ya hear...

 

[Aarons Air]

Things were heatin up, as the blue lights on Roscoes monaco coud be seen pullin up behind Daisy. He got so excited seein Daisys bare shoulder he drove his car right into the out house. Covered in used corn cobs he got out as the 2 hiding thongs laughed.

 

[Aarons Air]

It seems Daisys dress mishap left the mike on the cb keyed up. And Cooter heard every word of

 

[Bb70charger500]

He was so hot and bothered he got himself a pig that was near by and made it squeal, the nuns so happened by yet again at this time ......

 

[kiwigtx]

....it was turning into a bad habit for the Nuns. The Nuns were really the very same Thai prostitutes that Sheriff Little had run out of Chickasaw County only a few days earlier. they had been peddling their own brand of illegal ...

 

[Bb70charger500]

Straws......

 

[Aarons Air]

And launderiing the money through a Plymouth dealership.

 

[kiwigtx]

....which closed down due to some tax-dodging activities by a Chicago based Syndicate who were supplying sub-standard performance add-on parts to the unsuspecting members of the public.

 

[Bb70charger500]

So after they got done dealing there straws they went to see mark w at. His Mopar (Plymouth) dealership to launder the money. The dasiy bought herself an
A 12 hemi 4 speed Trac pac car in pink with the money so she could finally whip those Duke boys in a race .

So the a12 and the general line up .......

 

[Aarons Air]

Now keep in mind, uncle Jessi "accidently "spilled moon in the generals tank.

 

[kiwigtx]

Uncle Jesse's moon distracted a passing motorist, and caused a collision with a high voltage pylon. The resulting fire took hold quickly and threatened to track all the way back to the Duke farm, where the goats were being prepped for milking. This came as a shock to the goats, as they are all males.