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The 'what if' thread......

Cranky

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So what if your girl friend likes what you eat or not....so what if you have cars that are not Mopars....what if your wife hates your dog....what if you hate what your wife/girl friend cooks....what if your mom/dad beats you to a pulp....what if your sister/brother hammers you because they are frustrated....what if your X hates you or you hate your X? So what IF!? Interject your own 'what if' and we'll go from there. I have plenty of them!!! Never did like the 'what ifs' mess but they are still out there.......what if you weren't alive.....?
 
They say the the moon's made of green cheese...but what if it was made of BBQ spare ribs, would you eat it then? Heck I would. Then finish it off with a tall cool Budweiser (well probably not a Budweiser these days lololol)
Seriously Cranky don't you have some grass to cut, or an axle to build?:D
 
what if your wife hates your dog....
Everything else I really couldn't give a **** about
the dog hater is a deal breaker

what if ?
or a smoker
or a druggie, Rx **** too, especially drugs/powders or needles
or an alcoholic/wineo
or a frigged GF/spouse
or a fatty, anything more than maybe 20#s over, for a GF/Spouse
or a Union D)
If, all are deal breakers
 
They say the the moon's made of green cheese...but what if it was made of BBQ spare ribs, would you eat it then? Heck I would. Then finish it off with a tall cool Budweiser (well probably not a Budweiser these days lololol)
Seriously Cranky don't you have some grass to cut, or an axle to build?:D
LOL!!! Grass cutting is done and even did fertilizing today!! Actually taking a break :D
 
What if I'm thinking of a song?
 
IF by David Gates/Bread
:)
 
What if I was rich as could be?? Eh, that's not gonna happen lol
 
So what if rats taste like chicken......would you still eat one?

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What if the Earth rotated on its axis in the opposite direction?
 
What if I was rich as could be?? Eh, that's not gonna happen lol
IF you gonna wish wish big

If I was filthy rich
I'd have my own lil' township community 'Budnicksville'
I'd have a house, my place with servants, so I don't have to clean
like the main house/the lodge 'on Yellowstone', but with an attached garage
& a huge gourmet kitchen
I do love to cook when I have the right stuff
I'd buy or just build on a
huge acreage property, lakeside, not too deep but deep enough
with a stream preferably running thru or into & out of it

& huge dock & powerboats, not speed boats, fishing boats
the lake would be planted/stocked & filled with
Rainbow trout/Lake trout or German Brown or all 3

I'd have private caretakers/paid staff for all the animals, wildlife
cleaning up poop too :poke:
dogs, I'd be the guy with way too many dogs
maybe even a rescue for dogs (labs & retrievers pref.) & horses maybe
fully staffed with their own building & acreage
*I love horses, I like cattle, *I love Bulls, I like pigs, goats, ducks & chickens
in a preferably secluded rural area, away from any other towns
10 miles min., 20+ miles if anywhere near a shitty

Maybe some crops for veggies, people/farmers to tend them

build a bunch of custom log house/s
for all the family, 1 for each kid & a big guest house for visitors
so 8 total at a min.

I'd build a track for the kids/grandkids/nieces & nephews
& their kids too
just to play with bikes, quads, motorcycles, sleds/snowmobiles etc.
my own OHV park close to home
maybe even a 2 lane 1/8 mile "all concrete dragstrip,
with timing tower & lights" & a 1/4 mile shutdown,
nice paved pit areas, to have shows & small organized private races

Maybe a 9 hole golf course & driving range, chip & putting greens, bunkers etc. too ?
I was a great golfer at one time

I'd have a huge shop, 40,000+ sgft probably a tilt-up concrete
circular driveway, paved or concrete surrounding all of it
18ft tall ceilings with at least, 2 x 16' wide x 12' tall automatic roll-up doors
on either end drive-thru, with a couple smaller secured access doors
& several lifts, 2 & 4 posts
maybe an attached outbuilding off to the side, for my family's cars & storage
my cars will be in the main shop

An engine dyno & a chassis roller dyno too
an engine shop, assembly mainly (not a true/real machine shop)
& maybe even a CNC machine & Bridgeport mill & lathe
so I could tinker, teach the youngsters
several toolboxes, equipt with every tool you could ever need

Lots of natural lighting, skylights, lots of dual panes, opening insulated windows
so you could get air flowing thru any-time you wanted
& great nighttime lighting too, like it was always daylight
I have r-60-r120 insulated walls (where needed) 8"-12" concrete otherwise
covered in ledge stone, so it looks cool
& tall ceilings to accommodate any car/truck on the lifts
I'd have 'Big *** Ceiling fans' & a couple of 10 tone HVAC units,
kept at 72*s constantly
all generators/backup for emergencies when the power goes out
or even have my own hydro-electric power source/plant...

No one could say, 'I don't have big dreams'
or what IFs
 
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What if the Earth rotated on its axis in the opposite direction?
we'd be upsidedown :poke:
our toilets would run backwards

the Earth has changed it's axis several times already in it's history
not sure about opposite directions,
I'd think that may be catistrophic & a life-ending event, as we've known it...
 
I had just a nice life without any worries. Or if I could hit a billion on the lotto.
 
I had just a nice life without any worries. Or if I could hit a billion on the lotto.
 
Would take a while to wind all the way down to zero, then spool back up to speed
 
Yikes, already got some:
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Think I'll contemplate this subject whilst taking the last of my life-preserving prescription drugs
and taking a drag off this here Salem Gold.... :drama:
 
What if Virgil Exner had been introduced to acid early into his career?

What if we were silicon-based lifeforms instead of carbon-based?

What if Ricardo Montalbán had never appeared in Cordoba advertisements?

What if our moon was full every night?

What if I stopped posting to this thread?
:rolleyes:
 
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