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The local newspaper shows up at Farmer Jones' farm to interview him. He claims to have developed the best way to stop the spread of the Coronavirus.
"You see that manure pit over there in front of the barnyard?" Jones goes over with a five gallon bucket. Dips out a bucket full and sticks both of his hands into it.
"Now, you won't have to worry about touching your face. You won't be touching your eyes, you definitely won't be touching your mouth!"
"Better yet, no one will want to shake your hand and as you can see by now, nobody will come within six feet of you."
"And the final thing, when you go in to eat supper tonight you are guaranteed to wash your hands for more than twenty seconds."
I'm not sure if the paper published an article on this or not but it seems like Farmer Jones might be on to something.
"You see that manure pit over there in front of the barnyard?" Jones goes over with a five gallon bucket. Dips out a bucket full and sticks both of his hands into it.
"Now, you won't have to worry about touching your face. You won't be touching your eyes, you definitely won't be touching your mouth!"
"Better yet, no one will want to shake your hand and as you can see by now, nobody will come within six feet of you."
"And the final thing, when you go in to eat supper tonight you are guaranteed to wash your hands for more than twenty seconds."
I'm not sure if the paper published an article on this or not but it seems like Farmer Jones might be on to something.
